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Y&R Discussion Group
From my In Box:
How to speak about Women and be politically correct:
1. She is not a babe or a chick, she is a breasted American.
2. She is not easy, she is horizontally accessible.
3. She is not a dumb blonde, she is a light-haired detour off the information highway.
4. She has not been around, she is a previously enjoyed companion.
5. She does not nag you, she is verbally repetitive.
How to speak about Men and be politically correct:
1. He does not have a beer gut, he has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
2. He is not a bad dancer, he is overly Caucasian.
3. He does not get lost all the time, he investigates alternative destinations.
4. He is not balding, he is in follicle regression.
5. He does not act like a total ass, he has a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
