One Life To Live Discussion Group -- Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish! You too can know the Bible like Mitch Lawrence!

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Topic: Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish! You too can know the Bible like Mitch Lawrence!

Topic Posted by: The Gideons
Date Posted: Wed Nov 11 0:13:50 2009
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We have placed copies in thousands of hotel rooms across America. Why don't you check into one and engage in some healthy Bible-thumping? If you like the experience, leave empty drawers at the bedside.

Posted by: Ice Cream Soldier
Date posted: Fri Nov 13 18:55:22 2009
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Oh boy, another post making fun of Christians. How nice of you to quote scripture and make fun of it. That is just cruel- you need to grow up. I am a Christian and (sit down for this) I don't hate/discriminate/etc. against homosexuals. Bigotry of any form is wrong, and I think it's cute how most bleeding-heart liberals have love and peace and sunshine and la-di-dah for everyone except Christians- According to Leftist society- Christians are the only socially acceptable group to hate. Who is this person on the board who keeps changing their name and posting topics that have virtually no connection to OLTL? (I think we all know who it is, but, let's not name names). I hope I don't sound like a bully, but I am really sick of seeing this unnamed poster slamming Christianity time after time. I have witnessed to people in the past, but I don't force my beliefs down their throat. If they don't want to listen to me and walk away, that's fine, I did my part, I tried. there will be other in the future who can witness to them, and I can pray for their salvation. Some Gideon Bible People handed out free pocket Bibles at my college many years ago, I took several, because I planned to give a few away myself, you never know who might need one. Now I know this post is making fun of religious wackos like Mitch Laurence, or real-life offenders like Charles Manson. The problem is that these monsters are NOT christians, they lie about their faith in order to get ahead in life. The Bible warns us about people like this. Even the Devil masquerades as an angel of light when he feels like it. there are all kinds of creeps in this world who will pretend to be Christians and then do all kinds of evil things. The problem is there are people who will then think that all Christians are religious wackjobs. Jesus lived among us, he taught love and acceptance, He was innocent in every way, only to be betrayed and killed. But thank God he rose from the dead! That's right unnamed poster, I believe that Jesus died for our sins and rose from the dead- deal with it. If Jesus could be treated so cruelly on this Earth, It really doesn't surprise me how much the world hates us Christians, Jesus even said the world would hate us without reason- He was right.

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We applaud your faith. It is a truly sublime thought that belief in the purest self-offering imprinted on the pages of the Bible can save any sinner, even Mitch. We invite Oliver and Kyle to take possession of the same reward whenever they may commune in one of ''our'' hotel rooms.

Posted by: Get the Net...
Date posted: Wed Nov 11 14:05:26 2009
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This is a coo-coo topic!

Best to ignore it.

ps - are you Sarah Palin?

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We are not Mrs. Palin. We are just a charitable organization that provides Bibles to hotel rooms so that the anonymous occupants can receive fundamental divine love.

Not Sarah Palin. Not the Gideons either. Just some pot stirrer who is mocking real Christians. Another one of those ''tolerant'' left wingers who would NEVER think of stereotyping anyone, (unless, of course, they don't believe the same way the poster does, then they are fair game to these types.)

We are not a stereotype. We just want to make the Bible available to any and all hotel occupants who might be tempted to pursue a treasure trail between the covers. We highly recommend the Sermon on the Mount.

Posted by: rotiandrice
Date posted: Wed Nov 11 11:08:43 2009
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Are you saying that you would rather have Kyle and Fish be Bible-Thumping, murdering, rapists, than be two people in-love who are not hurting anyone?

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No, we are just reminding those who seek solitude that they can explore a deeper relationship by God's grace. The Bible is an excellent means to achieve elevation and access the very portal of heaven. As the Good Book says, ''My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him'' (Song of Solomon 5:4).

Thats some serious ''movement'' - chris/pt

Exactly! The Bible can be extraordinarily vibrant literature if one thumps it from the proper angle.

Hmm.....Are you suggesting that Christians are murderers and rapists? I'm a Christian, and as far as I can recall, I have NEVER murdered or raped anyone! That said, I wouldn't take this poster seriously. This is simply mockery, nothing more and nothing less.

I only meant that Mitch is Bible-Thumping, mudering, rapist, not all Christians. If that is what I meant I would have to put myself in that category. - rotiandrice

Sorry, Rotiandrice! I misunderstood you. My bad! I agree Mitch is a murdering Bible thumper! A lot of those ''cults'' are the same way. They try to use the Bible to justify their evil.//pf