One Life To Live Discussion Group

Topic: Amelia Bennett and Nicolas Chavez, you dung-eating dogs stole my idea!

I am sure you didn't think of this mass wedding idea yourselves. It is just a cheap and obscene imitation of my famous Blessing ceremonies, in which thousands of couples are paired up with their eternal spiritual partners by my infallible guidance. It is well-documented that I inaugurated this practice in 1960, at the age of 40, shortly after marrying True Mother, my third wife, who was just 17 years old. By the way, the allegations that I prepared myself spiritually to take her virginity by feeling up six women at the same time are just not true.

With the power of God in my hand, I, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, paired off men with women all over the globe. Some of them didn't speak the same language, many of them had never met before, and a few said that they didn't want to be married, but at least they were man and woman! How can you deny God's will? Japan and Korea needed those 2,500 arranged marriages in 1988 to get past that silly disagreement about whether Korean ''comfort women'' really exist and whether they served Japanese soldiers in captivity or willingly. Most of the couples I marry are so pleased, they come back to be married to each other over and over! Your same-sex marriage ceremony makes a mockery of that.

Repent! Free sex and homosexuality both are the madness of the lowest of the human race. God detests such behavior, while Satan lauds it. Think about it: your marriages will never produce 14 children like mine! What is the meaning of lesbians and homosexuals? That is the place where all different kinds of dung collect. We have to end that behavior. When this kind of dirty relationship is taking place between human beings, God cannot be happy.

If you do not heed my warning, I will have no choice but to instruct The Washington Times, which I founded, to incite all God-fearing people to punish you. Or, I may give George H. W. Bush millions of dollars again to speak against you sinners on my behalf, as I did in the 1990s. It sure showed the Japanese when George and Barbara did what I told them to do. And if that doesn't stop you, I'll tell God to do it.

Reverend Sun Myung Moon

Someone escaped St. Anne's I see.

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Someone has no sense of humor, I see. /SheilaT

Actually, I see more sacrilege than humor, but that's my problem to deal with. Easy problem, tho, I just erased it from my memory bank. eom/Jenny

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Posted by: mary
Date posted: Tue Oct 20 23:27:46 2009
Message:
I think its Rex's dad. LOL For what its worth, that was creative.

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Posted by: Rhonda
Date posted: Tue Oct 20 23:07:27 2009
Message:
I'm sorry, aren't you dead?

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Not sure about him/her, but his/her ''humor'' is dead on arrival! Probably one of those people who preaches about bigotry, and then engages in it in the name of ''humor''. JMO.

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