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Topic: What the stars (and one star's mom) said this week (not astrology-related)

One of my favorite things in all my celeb mags is the "quotes" section.  Mainly because of the irony.  LOL!  So here are some fun quotes followed by my smartass commentary.  This is a blatant ripoff of Chewy's bad fashion feature, so hat's of to her for the inspiration!

"I'm just so tired and so over everyone just talking about my butt.  There is so much more to me than a big, fat ass."  -- Kim Kardashian
By "more" she means she's got a sex tape out, too!  Why won't people ever talk about THAT?

"No.  Where would I go?"  --"The Hills" star Lauren Conrad on rumors she's leaving the show
I know where she could go - into seclusion!!

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love.  But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.  I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him.  Just nothing.  But it was just the best way to go ...."  --Kay McConaughey (Matthew's mom) on her husband/his father dying during sex.
But WAIT!  There's MORE!  She made sure he was taken out of the house naked!

"... I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey - and his gift."
Somehow this makes Matthew's penchant for playing bongos in the buff seem considerably more normal.

"I'll have two more by next year."  --Brad Pitt to a Spanish reporter on adding to his brood. 
He was (allegedly) being tongue-in-cheek.  I'm skeptical. 

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I need to start TiVoing that show. Chelsea Handler is a RIOT!! --susie

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Posted by: Sephora
Date posted: Sat Aug 30 12:23:06 2008
Message:

LOL at the one by Matthew M's mom....I didn't think she was referring to not hearing from him DURING sex!

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Apparently she was anxiously waiting for him to tell her how great she was in bed, but he went and died on her instead! LOL! --susie

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Posted by: Maddy
Date posted: Sat Aug 30 10:29:52 2008
Message:

*I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him.  Just nothing.*

Gee...isn't that usually the norm...wham bam...snore....I'd be worried if he SAID something to me after...

 

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OMG!! You're hilarious, Maddy!!! Too funny. --susie

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Posted by: Anne
Date posted: Sat Aug 30 10:28:33 2008
Message:

Obviously Matthew Mconagoof got his oddness from that mother of his.

Perhaps they play bongos together, nude.

My eyes! My eyes!

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LOL! And the woman is pushing 80!!! --susie

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Posted by: ingyandbert
Date posted: Sat Aug 30 10:24:50 2008
Message:

"I'm just so tired and so over everyone just talking about my butt. 

OMG, that's a hoot!  What a line.

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From the little I've seen of Kim's sad little reality show, her butt is all SHE talks about! LOL! --susie

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Posted by: Nicki
Date posted: Sat Aug 30 2:31:40 2008
Message:
Haha, those are great!!! I love celebrity quotes!

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Nicki, you just made my day! YOU get it! You get the irony of the quotes we read in our beloved magazines!!! This is why I adore you and your knowledge of all things Hollyweird. : ) --susie

aww..thanks Susie! and I love your posts! eom -Nicki

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