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Topic: Craigslist personal ads are flipping hysterical! *wipes tears*

I was walking down Lake Calhoun. You were with a very attractive friend. My only distraction from his radiant looks was your matching socks. Let me know what your friend was wearing and the color of socks.

OK, so what is this guy interested in? The hot friend or the socks? I'm guessing the socks, otherwise he'd have addressed the ad to the hot guy and said "you were hot and with a guy with bright socks"

Hey i walked in tuesday to go deposit a check and you greeted me we said hi and i said hi and we kinda paused and i got shy and went onto the teller line you looked like you wanted to say more, and i wanted to after i was done but i looked back and you were gone. i think your name was dimitri let me know if youd like to hang out sometime.

OMG, this guy deserves to be single. "We said hi and I said hi and I got shy" WTF, and did his grandma and your grandma sit by the fire, Iko Iko all day?

At a gym:You are quite young. I was working out with another guy. You were using the pulleys and remarked 'it could use some lube'. Wow you're cute.

Pfft, he wants to find a guy who used the corniest lube double entendre in the book? Just go back to the gym and listen to what machinery is squeaking. Maybe he'll be there.

I was next to you in the sauna, then the shower, and finally at the traffic light...you were turning left. Would love to be next to you in private sometime.

LMFAO! The traffic light! If Diane Warren ever got hammered drinking tequila poppers, these would be scribbled lyrics she'd find next to her toilet the next morning.

I don't know.  If the guy wasn't wearing his matching socks in the sauna, I might start losing interest....

  

No wonder he's advertising for a date.  This guy is a LOSER!  LOL!

The personals are always good for laughs. My favorites are the ones from prison inmates. They always say "Race/sex/age/looks unimportant." Yeah, until you the day you get out and your dream gal that comes to pick you up from the pokey is:

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OMG I am ROFLMAO!!!////SusieB

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Posted by: sandy
Date posted: Fri Apr 25 8:58:58 2008
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those are hilarious! There are also some things that are just plain weird.

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Posted by: SusieB
Date posted: Fri Apr 25 8:09:55 2008
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When I was looking for a job I looked on  there and I found some interesting job if I wanted to be foot fetish model or something along those lines.

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Posted by: Tooncey
Date posted: Fri Apr 25 0:36:34 2008
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OMG I was reading CL personals last night for a good laugh lol.   I saw this one on 'the best of craigs' : http://http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/590724209.html

And then there was this one (locally): http://http://montgomery.craigslist.org/mis/651515414.html  ahhhh...good times.  Sadly, there wasn't a storybook ending: http://montgomery.craigslist.org/mis/652482870.html

 

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Posted by: Bonk5
Date posted: Fri Apr 25 0:08:09 2008
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Those personal in any paper crack me up, plus all the code letters they use. WDN/SF= white, Divorced, non smoking, female!

But they are funny when someone is looking for someone in the lost and found part of paper.

I saw you at McDonald's, you had a burger I had the fries, we made eye contact. You took your pickles out, I hate pickles. We are meant to be together. contact me at box XC34522
Can you say stalker, LOL!!

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I know! A lot of these have a stalking tint to them. But I do realize the passive-agressive nature of the Midwest, so I chalk it up to that. eom Martimmy

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