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Topic: The Holidays are coming -- let's get Pratt a ...

Topic Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo
Date Posted: Mon Oct 26 23:54:39 2009
Additional Comments: Since he's killed AMC--a Zombie Suit for Halloween. A self-basting Turkey outfit for Thanksgiving. A giant pile of snow for Christmas so he can freeze his balls off. Then toss him off the Empire State Building for New Years! Fun for all! What say all of you--what's your gift idea for Pratt-a-lite? I know, a NEW JOB.

Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo
Date posted: Wed Oct 28 21:31:21 2009
Message:
I think, with regard to the last item; NEW JOB--I've found the group to replace him! You guys! These ideas are all GREAT. Now if we could just come up with something for Frons to do. Like die--without warning--without memorial--without a photo on the casino wall--without explanation. Just die and disappear. And no, this isn't a threat--it's a Pratt-a-GORY.

Posted by: Missing Lena
Date posted: Tue Oct 27 21:05:07 2009
Message:
For Halloween I'd like to put Pratt in the matronly dresses Zoey used to have to wear, then I'd feed him poisoned peanut butter and banana pancakes, swing him from a trapeze until he falls off with no net, don a French maid's uniform and The Wig, fly over a cliff on a motorcycle and his body never be found, have a heart transplant or two and a cochlear implant, be drugged with David's libidizone and then truth serum to find out what he did while he was on the libidizone, fall off an exploding bridge, do the chicken dance for a 24 hour marathon with no potty breaks, be trapped in an old bomb shelter with snakes, be trapped under rubble by a hurricane, be trapped in an air pocket after an explosion, and finally be buried alive under a park bench and let a small earthquake seal off his oxygen and let him drown in mud. Nothing AMC characters haven't had to endure. Or better, let him go up to the attic to wax his skis and no one ever hears from him again or mentions his name.

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I love this, Missing Lena . . . what catharthis!! /SheilaT

Posted by: Santa
Date posted: Tue Oct 27 10:52:00 2009
Message:

STEP 1: Sit him in a chair with the characters from AMC all around him.

STEP 2: Put a gun in each characters hand.

STEP 3: Blindfold Pratt.

STEP 4: Have one character shoot him in the foot and tell him we will reveal the answer in the months to come

STEP 5: Unblindfold him and make him watch the entire "who shot Stuart" episodes

STEP 6: reveal answer and rush him to the hospital while Ryan whisper spits/sings Jingle Bells in the ambulance the whole way there

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BRAVO!!! now that is ONE episode of AMC that i'd pay to watch! /imqrious2

Posted by: shebee
Date posted: Tue Oct 27 9:08:48 2009
Message:
Put him in a room with a really angry skunk.

Posted by: goldie
Date posted: Tue Oct 27 9:07:10 2009
Message:
We could sic Zach and his gang of Ghouls on him, they would get to the bottom of his evil ways and straighten him out. Halloween would be a great time to attack, since he created the monsters it would be perfect for them to turn on him.

Posted by: buddz
Date posted: Tue Oct 27 7:10:21 2009
Message:

The zombie costume is great -- although he's really more of a ghoul, eating the brains, heart & soul of AMC. ~sigh~

My gift is a map and a flashlight.